First start off by constructing the robots body by simply cutting and taping the shoe boxes together to form a basic rough body. We encourage you to get creative and make your own original design! Just have fun kids! Once you have the body constructed, cut a hole approximately 2" x 2" where a robot heart would be. Then make a small slit around the crotch area approximately a quarter inch in height and 2 inches in length. Make a larger slit to accommodate for the dispensing of larger condoms if needed, for example if your girl friend wants to take Prophylactic Tactic over to sex with your best friend.

Step 2: The Legs

Now for the legs you pretty much do the same exact thing, I found it easiest to fold up a piece of the shoebox evenly 3 times and then just tape the two joining sides together. The feet consist of two sheets of square cardboard placed on top of each other for stronger support.

*Remember duct tape is your friend, don't be stingy with it!

Step 3: The Arms

The arms are a tad more difficult than the legs because they require and extra piece of material. Start off by making something very similar to the legs but slightly smaller and then cut off a small piece of the toilet paper roll and tape it to the top of the arm. This will eventually give the robot freely moving arms! This will allow him to give a hand in the love making process if you or your partner have ever been a little curious to how an extra robot arm could spice up things in bed.

Step 4: The Head

Again, form a head using duct tape and shoe boxes. We will get to the eyes and ears later.

Step 5: Clothing the robot

With your aluminum foil carefully cover each part thoroughly until none of the cardboard is showing. I found this step to be surprisingly difficult (but actually I was calling my mother to come "clean me up" in the bathroom until age 9 so it's not that surprising). Be sure to cut off smaller pieces of duct tape and use them frequently.


Step 6: Piecing the body together

We'll first start off by connecting the body and the arms. First
place your arm against the body at the desired location and with the toilet paper roll part touching the body make a rough circle tracing. (This is where you need your parents help.) Now with a razor blade make a cut-out of the circle along the line. (If something slips and you cut yourself just relax and take a nap until the bleeding stops.) Once finished, simply fit the arm into the hole.

Attaching the legs and head requires one tedious step: Duct tape the shit out of 'em until they're securely attached to the body.

Hey we're almost done!

Now onto the eyes and ears. Get your film canisters and cover them with foil. Place the containers on the side of the head to form the ears, P.T. gets hot just hearing the action. Place the lids on the head where you feel is best, P.T. also has a staring problem. P.T. asks that you refrain from love making in complete darkness, he is a pervert.

Hey, this is starting to look like a real Prophylactic dispensing robot!

Step 7: Loading and dispensing the condoms

Take a long strip of condoms and slide them through the square hole you made in the body, now grab the end from the bottom slit in the crotch you made and pull the condoms through. And there you go! Now cover the refilling hole with the patented Prophylactic Tactic Heart and logo.

That's it kiddos!!! Now all you have to do is go out and get a monster truck, bleached tips, some oakley sunglasses, a system of a down t-shirt and girls will actually agree to be seen with you in public. Hey, it's the first step in the direction of getting a girl to come back to your parents place with you.